Date: 2008-04-22 22:21 Subject: Giddy Up! Security: Public Tags: au, author: sweetmelodykiss, mild r, sirius/severus/remus/harry

Title: Giddy Up!
Author: sweetmelodykiss
Rating: Very Mild R
Sirius/Severus/Remus/Harry
Genre: Slash
Ficlet: 575 Words
Summary: Sex education classes are about to begin.
Warnings: AU, no resemblance to canon.
Disclaimer: I do not own them.



After getting off the back of the motorbike, Snape reached up to check his hair, "Bloody hell."

"You look fine." Sirius reassured him, slipping off the motorbike and trying to wrap his arms around Severus.

"It's a fucking mess." Severus snarled, pushing Sirius' arms away.

"You're the one who didn't want to wear a helmet." Sirius pulled Severus back against him, slowly sliding his hands along Severus' leather pants before reaching inside. "Come on now, don't be an arse."

Severus snorted softly and gave up, leaning back into Sirius.

"I thought you wanted my arse."

Sirius just smiled and grabbed himself a handful of that delicious arse. "Oh, believe me I do, and I’m going to get some right now."

"Don’t be too sure about that, Black. I’m afraid, we have an audience."

"What?"

"Your Godson is drooling all over the upstairs window."

"Really? But which one of us is he drooling over?"

"Uh hum, I believe he’s drooling over both of you," Remus said stepping up behind them, seemingly out of nowhere."

"Well then, maybe we should find out for ourselves," Sirius said winking at his two lovers."

"Would that be proper?" Remus asked.

"He’s twenty years old, Lupin and on the rebound. I think he’d be quite pleased if the three of us descended upon him--literally."

Sirius got that gleam in his eye, the one that always made Severus nervous. "I like the way your Slytherin mind works, dumpling."

"Why thank you and if you ever call me dumpling again, I’ll hex your balls off and shove them down your throat, pumpkin."

Remus laughed, "You’ll have to admit, he does say the sweetest things, pumpkin."

"Oh shut up, Moony and snog me quick before we lose our voyeur."

Moony obliged and when he finished Severus took his place, snogging Sirius into a definite stupor. Three sets of eyes rose at once to look up at the gobsmacked man staring out of the bedroom window. Even at that distance, they could see the blush that colored Harry’s face scarlet.

"What a lovely shade of red. It reminds me of our own Gryffindor colors."

"He looks more green to me--green with envy at any rate."

"Maybe we should put poor Harry out of his misery. Besides, we’re beginning to attract a crowd. I think we should move this indoors before the mob gets out of control," Remus suggested as he roughly shoved his lovers toward the front door.

Once safely inside, they ascended the stairs and knocked on Harry’s bedroom door. They heard a crash, cursing, stumbling and what sounded like a zipper being pulled up or down. They couldn’t really tell.

"This should be good. Hopefully the boy won’t break his neck before he gets to the door."

"Oh ye of little faith, du… uh, Severus. He’s a Gryffindor. He’ll make it."

Just then, the door flew open and Harry tripped and fell into Sirius’ arms. Sirius grinned at his snickering lovers.

"Graceful as ever I see, Mr. Potter."

"Um.. Er… ah, sorry about that," Harry stuttered as he tried to right himself, but Sirius’ grip was firm on Harry’s arse and he couldn’t resist giving it a little squeeze.

"Ooh," Harry squealed.

"Ooh," Sirius, Remus and Severus echoed together as they pushed the boy back into the bedroom and down on the bed. Sirius grinned and shouted, "Giddy up!"

Harry couldn’t strip fast enough. His long overdue sex education classes were about to begin.

tbc