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| 2009-06-11 17:39 |
| Three Wishes |
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Hi, everyone! Thanks for the birthday wishes. To celebrate, I wrote a short Snarry. Yay, for me. I finally wrote something. Please excuse any errors. I still can't see for crap.
Title: Three Wishes
Author: ![[info]](http://www.insanejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif)
sweetmelodykiss
HP Universe
Pairing: Snarry
Rating: PG
Word Count: 239
Genre: Humor
Warnings: None
Disclaimer: I do not own the characters herein. All are owned by JKR.
"What exactly are you doing, Potter?"
"Er, nothing, Sir."
"Then why do you keep rubbing that brass lamp?"
"Oh, you mean this lamp. It was a gift from Hermione. She said if I rubbed it, a genie would appear and grant me three wishes."
"Rubbish. A genie is just another fairytale."
"I don't know, Sir. I think it worked."
"Why? What did you wish for?"
"Well, I wished that I’d pass my Newt's, and I did."
"That was due to studying and hard work, not a genie. What was your second wish?"
"I wished for manageable hair." Harry beamed. "And look, it's much better, don't you think?"
"Hmm, that's debatable, but also nothing a good hair potion wouldn't fix."
"What's your excuse then, Sir?"
"Don't get cheeky, brat. What was your third wish?"
Harry giggled, "I wished for a tall, dark and mysterious man to appear before my bed naked."
Severus slowly gazed down the length of his body. The shriek that followed was ear shattering.
"Oh, dear," Severus moaned.
"That kind of blows your genies' don't exist theory out of the water, doesn't it?"
Finally, regaining his composure, Severus smirked before replying, "You should also be careful what you wish for, brat. You might actually get it."
An evil glint of a hunter about to pounce on its prey lit up Severus' eyes as he descended on a not very frightened, and an undeniably delighted Harry.
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