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January 4th, 2008
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If You Ask Nicely
Title: If You Ask Nicely
Author: [info]sweetmelodykiss
Threesome: Sirius/Severus/Remus
Rating: NC-17
Time line: Marauders Era
Category: Ficlet
Word Count: 2246
Summary: Remus is fed up with Sirius’ antics.
Warnings: Mentions of Non-con, but none during the sex scene. Rimming, double penetration, bottom Snape, graphic sex.
Disclaimer: I do not own them.

“Sirius, why do you do that?” Remus asked looking disgusted. “It’s not right and I’m not going to be a party to it anymore.”

“Do what?” Sirius asked looking as innocent as a lost puppy.

“You know perfectly well--what! Remus grabbed Sirius by the shirtfront and pulled him down to sit on the bed next to him.

“Bloody hell, Remy, you’re blowing this way out of proportion.”

“Am I really? I don’t think so. You have to stop before they throw you out of here. Is that what you want? Remus asked.

“We won’t get caught. I promise and Sniv’s not going to say a damn word about it to anyone.” Sirius said with his usual air of smugness.

“Even so, it doesn’t make it right and I’m putting a stop to this now. You can’t chase Snape around, hexing him, beating him and dragging him off somewhere so you can fuck him. You claim to hate Snape. If that’s so, how can you bring yourself to have sex with him?”

“It’s not about sex, Remus. It’s about power and showing the greasy git who’s the boss. He thinks he’s so superior to us. Well, when I’m fucking him into the ground he knows who is really superior.”

“That makes no sense at all, Sirius. Severus is not an object. He’s a living, breathing person with feelings and if you don’t stop, I’m going to inform the headmaster.”

“You wouldn’t do that. I know you too well and besides it’s not as if I really hurt Snape. You know, I honestly think he likes it--the fucking part that is. Have you noticed that he always comes too?”

Well, it’s kind of hard not to come when someone is stroking your cock. I think you enjoy it, Sirius. Why don’t you just admit it? You’re attracted to Severus and you like fucking him. That’s why you’ve been making his life miserable for the last six years.”

Sirius laughed, “Ha, that’s it! I knew it. You’re jealous. You want Snape too.”

“Don’t be ridiculous, Siri. I’ve never once thought about Snape in that way.”

“And--pigs--have--fucking--wings,” Sirius said accusingly. “But that’s fine, Remus. I don’t mind sharing. I don’t have a problem with you fucking him too. I’ll bet he’d love it. It fact, it’s making me hard just thinking about it. What do you say we go on a little Snape hunt?” And before Remus could stop him, Sirius was out the door.

Remus managed to run Sirius down half way to the Whomping Willow and tackle him to the ground.

“No, no, no, Sirius. I am not going to let you attack Severus again and that’s final.” Remus had Sirius pinned beneath him and he could feel Sirius’ erection rubbing against his own. ’Damn,’ Remus thought, ’this is making me hard too‘. “Fuck!” Remus growled, making Sirius laugh.

“You want it, Remy. You know you do. I’ll even make you a deal. I’ll ask Snape this time. I’ll ask him if he’ll let both of us do him. I won’t hex him or anything. I solemnly promise.”

“We don’t even know where Snape is.” Remus thanked the gods.

“Yes we do,” Sirius snickered. “He’s about forty paces in that direction, sitting under a tree just beyond the Whomping Willow. I put a tracking spell on him.” Sirius beamed.

“Oh, that’s just bloody wonderful! Dammit, Sirius, grow up. You can’t always get what you want. Now, let’s go back to the common room.”

Sirius acquiesced, looking contrite until Remus moved off him and then he jumped to his feet, making a mad dash in Snape’s direction.

Remus shook his head and followed as fast as he could before Sirius did something stupid.

“Sniv, I’ve been looking all over for you.” Sirius said with a smile as he dropped to his knees in front of Severus. Remus caught up and stood behind Sirius in case there was trouble. Knowing Sirius, there definitely would be, but true to his word, Sirius asked nicely this time.

“Get away from me, Black and take your sidekick with you. I’m not in the mood to play games today. I will hex you if you don’t leave now.” Severus reached for his wand, but Sirius stilled him with a hand to his wrist.

“I’ve just got a quick question for you. Would you like to come to the Shrieking Shack with us, so we can both fuck you?” Sirius asked deadpan while Remus turned three shades of red and Snape just stared, not knowing how to respond.

“Ah, Sirius,” Remus prodded with his foot. “I think we should go now and leave Severus alone. He’s obviously studying and we’re interrupting.” Remus said kicking Sirius harder.

“Not until he answers the question, Remy.” Sirius turned back to Snape who still looked utterly shocked.

“Is this a bad joke, Black? Why in the name of Merlin would I ever willingly let you and Lupin fuck me?” Snape’s glare spoke volumes.

“Because it will feel so good, Sniv, we’ll stroke you inside and out until you scream in pleasure. It will be brilliant. You have my word that we won’t hurt you, just fuck you and make you come so hard you’ll pass out.” Sirius drawled low and seductive.

Severus’ pale face flushed bright red and it matched Remus’ blush perfectly. Before Severus could protest, Sirius had Snape on his feet, dragging him toward the Shrieking Shack with Remus quickly following behind.

When they got inside, Severus finally put up a fuss. “Now see here, it’s bad enough that you attack me at every turn and rape me when I can’t fight back, but I’m not going to stand for this.”

“You don’t have to stand for it,” Sirius grinned. “It will be much better if you lie down, trust me.”

“Oh, for Merlin’s sake,” Snape yelled and tried to muscle past Sirius, but he found himself shoved roughly back onto the cot.

“Sirius, stop, you promised not to be rough and Severus said no. Now, that’s the end of it. Let’s go.” Remus ordered, grabbing Sirius by the arm.

“Remus, take a good look. Snape is panting and hard as a rock. He wants it, desperately. Don’t you, Sniv?”

Remus took a closer look at Severus, and by the gods, Sirius was right. Severus’ eyes glazed over, his breath came in little pants and his cock jutted up through his trousers.

Sirius pulled his t-shirt over his head and took a step toward the cot. He took another step when he saw that Snape hadn’t pulled out his wand. That was an encouraging sign. He threw himself on top of Severus and pushed him down on the cot. He slowly unbuttoned Severus’ shirt while Remus pulled up a chair to watch.

“Stop, Black, I don’t want this,” Severus whispered.

Remus straightened in the chair and was about to intervene when Sirius asked, “Do you really want me to stop, Sev?” Sirius ran his tongue along his jaw and felt Severus’ whole body tremble. Sirius pulled back just a little and waited for an answer. It finally came in a breathless, “No.”

Sirius smirked. He always loved being right. He flashed a smile at Remus who relaxed back against the chair.

In mere moments, Sirius had Severus completely stripped. He teased a left nipple with his teeth and laved it with his tongue. Severus groaned, arched his back and tossed his head to one side. The sight mesmerized Remus. Sirius’ pants slid down his hips, a thumb tucked under the waistband, lowered his underwear as well. Sirius’ round ass stared Remus in the face as Sirius kicked his pants all the way off and he hastily lowered his own zip, releasing his cock. He stroked it lightly as he watched Sirius kiss and nip his way down Severus’ body.

Sirius bypassed his cock and spread Severus’ legs wide. He grabbed his wand from the edge of the cot and did a quick cleaning charm before shoving his tongue into Severus’ ass. Severus gasped and so did Remus. Sirius jabbed his tongue in and out of Severus’ hole, loosening the tight ring of muscles in his wake.

Remus had to pinch the base of his cock hard to keep from coming. The sight of Sirius tongue fucking Severus hole almost undid Remus. It was the hottest thing he’d ever seen. Severus moaned and bucked as Sirius swirled his tongue around inside his tight entrance.

“Snape cried, “Oh, fuck, please.”

Sirius grinned and pulled himself out of Severus’ hole so he could kiss him and tongue fuck his mouth as he had Severus’ ass. Severus kissed back with abandon and frotted desperately against Sirius. “Please,” he moaned and by this point, Sirius was beyond waiting. He moved back between Severus’ legs and cast a stretching and lubrication spell. With one swift motion, he plunged balls deep into Severus’ tight heat.

They groaned together, all three of them. Sirius rocked back and forth, creating a delicious friction. One well angled thrust to the left and Sirius had found his goal. Severus screamed and thrust up against Sirius. Severus looked over at Remus stroking himself in the chair and Sirius followed his gaze.

“Remy, I think it’s time you joined us,” Sirius called. “Come here.”

Sirius grabbed Severus around the waist and reversed their positions. Sirius spread his legs wide to make room for Remus as Severus sank down his cock.

“Lean over me, Sev, as far as you can,” Sirius instructed. “Now, Remy, get between my legs and line your cock up with Sev’s ass.”

“Um, Sirius, I’m not sure about this. I don’t think we’re both going to fit.” Remus said hesitating.

“It will, Remy.” Sirius assured him. Sirius reached around Severus butt cheeks and with his fingers spread Severus’ ass wider. Remus eyed the already full hole as he slicked his cock. “Try pushing in just the tip first.” Sirius suggested.

“Severus, is this what you want? Remus asked with unabashed concern.

Severus leaned over Sirius further, gasping out, “Yes, god, please fuck me.”

Remus moved forward and placed the tip of his cock next to Severus' hole. He used his finger to wedge the tip past the ring of muscle and his best friend’s cock. With the tip in, Sirius used his hands to pull Remus forward inch by agonizing inch until he was fully sheathed.

Severus gasped for breath and groaned loudly as two cocks now breached him. They let out a collective moan and Sirius thrust upwards. “Ah, gods, that’s so good. Move Remus, fucking move.” Sirius cried.

Remus thrust forward and Severus moaned in pleasure. “Oh, yes! Fuck, yes!”

Sirius shuddered beneath him as Remus pulled back a little and thrust again, harder this time. It wasn’t long before they’d found a sort of rhythm. Remus thrust forward, Sirius thrust upward and Severus ground down on both of them. The two cocks rubbed together, side by side and Remus rolled his hips, changing the angle slightly. A pert nipple hovered above Sirius’ mouth and he took the opportunity to taste the hard little nub. Unable to resist, Sirius bit down on Severus' nipple. Throwing his head back, Severus screamed and came all over Sirius’ stomach. His ass muscles clamped tight around the two cocks buried deep inside him and Remus came together with Sirius, both moaning and bucking and spilling their seed in Severus’ beautiful, well-fucked hole.

Severus collapsed on top of Sirius and Remus collapsed onto Severus’ back. It was a long while before any of them could move.

Finally, Sirius reached for his wand, cast a quick cleaning spell and enlarged the cot a bit, so they could all lie down side by side. Nothing could be heard in the shack except the harsh panting of the three lovers.

They dozed for a while, too boneless to move, but it couldn’t last forever. Severus was the first to get up and start pulling on his clothes. They hadn’t spoken and none of them wanted to break the blissful silence. It was too perfect. Sirius lay there thinking abut his earlier conversation with Remus, he knew Remus had been right all along. He did want Severus and now he had him and Remus.

Sirius propped himself up on his elbow and stared At Severus’ back.

“Severus, I… um… thank you.” Sirius stumbled over his words. He didn’t know quite what to say, but he wanted Severus to understand that it had been brilliant and he wanted to do it again. “I… uh… Oh, hell, what I’m trying to say is that you were wonderful and I want us to be together again, but only if you want too.”

Severus looked at Sirius and Remus. They both wore silly, happy expressions. They smiled at him, genuine smiles and he suddenly felt warm inside, warm and wanted for the first time in his life.

Severus smirked, “It wasn’t too bad, but you didn’t deliver on your promise, Black.”

“Ah, what promise was that?” Sirius asked perplexed.

“To make me pass out, idiot.”

“Oh, that promise.” Sirius grinned. “Well we could always try again tomorrow?” Sirius asked hopefully.

“Hmm, I suppose, but if you do not deliver, I simply won’t stand for it.” Severus replied as he got up to leave.

“I wouldn’t either, Severus.” Remus interjected. “It really is much better lying down.”

“Touché,” Severus winked as laughter erupted and the boys grabbed Severus, pulling him down for a bit more snogging.



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Date:January 4th, 2008 01:43 pm (UTC)
OMG, are you trying to kill me? That was HOT!

I liked Remus being the conscience (as he ought to be). And Severus, with both of them-GUH!!
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Date:January 4th, 2008 01:48 pm (UTC)
Hehe, the muse went wild. She woke me up in the middle of the night for this one. I'm going to have to have a long talk with the muse. Thank you! *g*
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Date:January 4th, 2008 02:03 pm (UTC)
Oh my! - this is so hot!
I'm so glad I persevered & continued reading - you nearly lost me in the beginning. Luckily I read on & got to enjoy a really hot piece of writing.

*I hope you don't mind a suggestion: this would be PERFECT posted over at [info]pervy_werewolf which currently has the challenge for Remus - "Trying New Things". Serendipity!
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Date:January 4th, 2008 02:05 pm (UTC)
Oh, thank you! I'll post it over there too. Thanks for the suggestion.
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Date:January 4th, 2008 07:35 pm (UTC)
mmm...sub Severus....could proably post at bottom_snape too!
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Date:January 4th, 2008 09:00 pm (UTC)
Thank you! I'll post it over there tonight.
Date:January 4th, 2008 09:08 pm (UTC)
Wow! Nice and kinky; just how I like it!
To be honest, I'm not often convinced with Snack, but as soon as your Remus joined, I knew we were in for a treat!
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Date:January 4th, 2008 09:24 pm (UTC)
Aww, thank you!
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Date:January 4th, 2008 10:13 pm (UTC)
*grins* That was delicious! *applauds* BRAVO!!!!! ::MV::
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Date:January 4th, 2008 10:54 pm (UTC)
Oh, thank you so much!
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Date:January 4th, 2008 11:52 pm (UTC)
Guh. Just... guh. What is it with Severus and the DPs these days? (Not that I'm complaining. At all.)
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Date:January 5th, 2008 05:12 am (UTC)
Lol! Thank you!
Date:January 5th, 2008 01:46 am (UTC)
Great characterization! It was perfect Marauders, with, heh, kinky sex.

Really though, Remus was wonderfully 'not pleased but not completely willing to stop Sirius', and Sirius hunting down Snape... I think that was possibly my favorite part. It was quite funny, but at the same time kind of hot picturing Sirius as this caveman type - bashing Snape over the head and dragging him away.

Lol, I don't even know what that says about me. ;)

Oh, just a side note: there will never be enough DP with bottom!Snape. Just never. Loved it!
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Date:January 5th, 2008 05:12 am (UTC)
Nope, never enough! Thank you!
Date:January 5th, 2008 02:14 am (UTC)
For some reason, I just get all good and bothered when I see Snape bottoming for both Sirius and Remus. It's a kink I love...

And this was well done with a good helping of HOT!

Thanks! *Skips off to read it again*
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Date:January 5th, 2008 05:14 am (UTC)
Oh, yes, it's one of my big kinks too. I can't seem to get enough of it these days. Thank you!
Date:January 5th, 2008 06:30 pm (UTC)
I think my brain just melted. So incredibly hot, and I love that you made it feel more like a D/S roleplay than a dubcon. And any threesome that has Severus/Remus... well, GUH!
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Date:January 5th, 2008 06:35 pm (UTC)
Oh, thank you so much!
Date:January 6th, 2008 05:41 am (UTC)

This was so wooooonderful. You have no idea how much I love double-penetration. *pants*

This was so beautiful, especially Severus's reactions.
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Date:January 6th, 2008 05:44 am (UTC)
Thank you so much! This is the first time I've ever tried to write double penetration and it gave me a world of pain and terror. I did twelve rewrites on it before I could post it.
Date:January 6th, 2008 10:43 am (UTC)
I totally understand! I'd be terrified too! But it turned out great. *hugs*
Date:January 9th, 2008 02:13 pm (UTC)
This certainly raised the heat a degree or two. I love Severus, Remus and Sirius together and you do them so well.
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Date:January 9th, 2008 04:35 pm (UTC)
Ooh, thank you so much!
Date:January 10th, 2008 05:09 pm (UTC)
I passed out for him. That. was. fucking. hot. *fans self*
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Date:January 10th, 2008 05:53 pm (UTC)
Lol! Thank you!
Date:October 27th, 2010 04:54 pm (UTC)
The reason I do not like Remus Lupin is b/c he. is. a. coward. (complements of Rowling). The way you write, however, I cannot say the same. I *wish* this were Remus Lupin in canon - the kind of Remus Lupin who can actually PUT HIS FOOT DOWN and actually put a stop to Snape-hunting. Then again, the very nature of Sirius's obsession with Snape is... not something I would feel right denying Snape... :P

Sirius acquiesced, looking contrite until Remus moved off him and then he jumped to his feet, making a mad dash in Snape’s direction.

OMG! This would be the ideal snarry, if it were Harry making the 'mad dash' at Snape! (Apparently *I* am the one they make all those soppy, romantic movies for - y'know, the ones with slow-motion running at each other?^^)
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