Fluidity - Epilogue
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[The Musings of Sweet Melody]
Triad Severus/Remus/Sirius and various other pairings.
Warnings: Mentions of twincest
Summary: My version of J.K.R.'s epilogue.
Word Count: 611
Disclaimer: I do not own them. All are owned by J.K.R.
Nineteen years later.
"Hurry up, Sirius. We’re going to be late for Moody’s retirement party." Remus shouted up the stairs.
"Hold your horses, Moony." Sirius replied, appearing at the top of the stairs. "Do these pants make my arse look fat?"
Remus shook his head. "Your arse looks just fine. Now get down here."
"They don’t do a thing for his fat head though." Severus added grinning. In nineteen years, Severus had finally learned to smile, but it still looked a bit odd on his face.
Remus laughed. He couldn’t believe that he, Sirius and Severus survived being married for almost twenty years. The time just seemed to fly by. Where had all the years gone?
"Thanks a lot." Sirius said, but he was smiling. These little jabs between lovers had lost their venom years ago, and only good-natured affection remained now.
"I’m glad this damned party isn’t being held at the ministry. I don’t think I could get away from all those bureaucrats without hexing at least one of them."
"You promised to behave, Severus--no hexing. You agreed."
"Hmm, so I did. I must’ve been drunk at the time."
"Now, now, there will be no hexing in our Godsons house. Harry and Draco would be highly upset. I still can‘t believe they‘ve been together for nineteen years too. The best thing you ever did, Sev, was incendio that damned hat"
"Oh, I suppose so. It was an irritating little blighter," Severus agreed. "But blast it all, why all this fanfare over Moody? They didn’t make this much fuss when Albus retired."
"Yes they did, but you were too drunk to notice." Sirius laughed.
"Seems he’s drunk a lot," Remus chuckled.
"It was not my fault. You can blame Fred and George for that. They tripled the alcohol proof in all the punch bowls."
"Ah," Remus cut in. "Speaking of Fred and George--remember not to mention their living arrangements in front of Molly and Arthur."
"You can’t be serious. Who in the entire wizarding world doesn’t know they’re shagging each other senseless?"
"Molly and Arthur," Sirius and Remus shouted together.
"Wonderful, can’t even have a good laugh in a sea of redheads. I’m sure they’ll all be there, and their brood."
"Of course, Charlie and Tonks will even be there. They’re on holiday from the sanctuary."
"My only response to that is, thank God she’s Mrs. Weasley and not Mrs. Lupin."
Sirius nodded, "I couldn’t agree more. Mr. Snape, Black, Lupin is much more fitting for all of us."
"Merlin, we should’ve decided on one name and been done with it. That’s just ridiculous."
"You were the hold out, Sev, so stop complaining. We really need to get going. We don’t want to miss anything. Harry said Dobby was doing all the decorating. I’ll bet it looks lovely."
"I’m sure," Severus snickered.
"Come on loves," Sirius said, slinging an arm around both of them. "It won’t be so bad. Neville and Luna are providing all the flowers. Ron and Lavender are handling the food. Hermione and Percy are taking care of the music. So, it should be a very tasteful affair."
"Nothing that involves the Weasley twins has ever been tasteful," Severus snorted.
"Well, we’ll soon find out," Remus said grinning at his lovers as they left their house for a fun filled evening at Moody’s retirement party.
None of them was quite sure how they made it home. It was a miracle in itself, but the fact is, they did make it home. The next morning they awoke in their usual tangle of limbs with heads pounding and arses sore. They seemed to reach the same conclusion at precisely the same moment and they all groaned in unison, "Fucking twins!"
Tags: au, author: sweetmelodykiss, lupin/snape, lupin/snape/black, mentions twincest, r, sirius/severus/remus
|Date:||April 5th, 2008 06:38 am (UTC)|| |
*LOL*Considering the soring arses, is it wrong to think that the twins "spiked" something more than punch?
I think it would be a very good bet. Lol! Thank you!
|Date:||April 5th, 2008 09:36 am (UTC)|| |
Love it! Great characterisation, killer last line.
Sirius nodded, "I couldn’t agree more. Mr. Snape, Black, Lupin is much more fitting."
Better than the alternative: Snackin'.
LOL Oh now that's an epilogue I can sink my teeth into!! I love Sirius wondering if his arse looks fat. And all the pairings are much more sensible. Well done indeed.
Thank you so much! And my muse thanks you!
*facepalm* Why didn't you warn it was Harry/Draco, Melody?
Other than that it was okay. Loved the line about the pants making his arse look fat.
Lol! It wasn't a main pairing. What--you don't like Harry/Draco? Thank you! BTW, almost finished with the Dumbledore/Lockhart story. Would you be interested in betaing it for me when it's finished?
No, I really, really don't. It's even more cliche than Snarry! *gasp* (no offense on either count).
Yes, I'll beta it, how awesome!
I'm finishing up coloring the fanart I've done so far for fanart100
Yup, it's cliche and I can live without H/D, but not Snarry. *g*
I'll send you the AD/GL fic as soon as I finish it. I shold have it done by Monday evening.
LOL!!, although any kind of incest is a huge squick of mine. I only read it because the header said mention of.
But the side pairings were nice. I like Neville/Luna very much and I've always thought Percy might have been a good choice for Hermione had JKR decided to do things differently with the series. They seemed to get along well and have the bookish attitude and love for rules(generally speaking)in common, and maybe Hermione could loosen him up a little.
Oh, thank you! I think JKR could've done a lot better than what she did.
Siriusly I want to make out with you I loved that so much.
thank God she’s Mrs. Weasley and not Mrs. Lupin.
Their banter was fantastic and all the other couples were perfect. I love that their arses hurt when they got home and they knew exactly why. Wonderful job and hilarious!!
PS If my make out comment was over the top I apologize, if it was blame the fact it's late and I love people more and more as the day goes.
*grins* Thank you! I couldn't resist. The plot bunny fairy went nuts.
"Merlin, we should’ve decided on one name and been done with it. That’s just ridicules."
= "ridiculous", I think you meant?
In nineteen years, Severus had finally learned to smile, but it still looked a bit odd on his face.
lol! It would.
Yes, I did, blasted typos. I wish the spell checker could catch them all. *g* Thank you!
Love it! I wonder what name they'd have finally settled on... I remember a rather funny fic where Sirius and Severus were married to Remus and kept calling each other "Lupin" throughout the story. And your new pairings are much more satisfying.
Aw, thank you! I don't know what name they would settle on. Severus can be awfully stubborn.
*giggles* I loved this! hahahahahahaha TWIN LOVE RULES!!!!! So does Siri, Remy, and Sevvy!!! ::MV::